In the Acquisitions Department, we receive shipments of new materials nearly every day. Today, amid the soul-crushingly vast conglomeration of boxes that comprised the shipment, was a box from my good friends at Bridge Publications. As you may recall, I've received packages from them before. What was different about this shipment was that I happened to have called to my attention the tiny little text that reads "Publisher of the non-fiction works of L. Ron Hubbard" and I did not open the box. And having gotten the go-ahead, from our religion bibliographer, to trash any and all unsolicited Scientology materials, I joyfully proceeded to write on the box, with a thick black sharpie, the words "return to sender."