I am rather fond of the occasional nap. Today, after work, I was quite tired and I decided to take a nap once I got home. And since work cloths are no fun to sleep in, I went to put on my pajamas. But I had some trouble locating them. I looked everywhere: bedroom floor, under the bed, laundry basket, bathroom floor, hook on back of bathroom door. They were gone. Nowhere to be found. Vanished. But where? A vortex? A black hole? Have the gnomes returned to wreak their havoc? F-ing gnomes.