1. Choose your prey wisely: the person should be alone, minding their own business, perhaps out for an early morning walk on a desolate city street.
2. Make sure you've developed some sort of facial twitch or muscle spasm.
3. Start asking personal questions immediately: Inquire as to marital status, current occupation, and place of residence.
4. Physical contact is very important.
If the person retreats into a coffee shop, you've done your job well.
2. Make sure you've developed some sort of facial twitch or muscle spasm.
3. Start asking personal questions immediately: Inquire as to marital status, current occupation, and place of residence.
4. Physical contact is very important.
If the person retreats into a coffee shop, you've done your job well.
6 comments:
should you also smell bad and be dressed like an extra from the road warrior
haha! Lindsey you crack me up...though i hope you're okay!
I think I would add, occasionally shouting random obscenities might also make that list. Also, wearing an outfit that reveals enough that might get you arrested for indecency.
fuck! shit! fuck! Hey, nice pants you're wearing. bitch cunt whore!
Ok, thanks. I'll add profanity to the list. =)
don't forget about that little gleaming spot of spittle slowly creeping out of the corner of your mouth
Thanks a ton it has been a very good support, now to make someone feel really uncomfortable. is easy with the help of your recommendation. Thank you
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