1. A butter knife.
2. A pirated copy of the film Taken.
3. One patent leather shoe with an approximately three inch heel.
4. A receipt for a gymnastics class.
5. Many garments, several of which were made out of leopard print fabric.
6. An empty bag of Doritos.
7. The keys to the ignition.
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4 comments:
that's not an abandoned car, its an apartment on wheels. It has wheels? right?
blyingui
I'm afraid to ask how you have such intimate knowledge of the contents of this derelict vehicle.
phanes
Oh, wheels, yes. In fact, one of them was flat and in the trunk, having been replaced with a spare donut thingy.
Oooh, derelict. I'm adding it to my list of favorite words. The vehicle was in front of the house of a friend of a friend (who was having a yard sale), from whom I bought a defunct antique typewriter for $3.
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