Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I Love Bubble Wrap.

I do. Who doesn't? This is why I must report that I have made a most disturbing discovery: unpoppable bubble wrap. Who could do such a thing? Packaging engineers from hell, I tell you. This evil design forgoes the traditional single cells full of air for a series of connected cells filled with slightly less air making them (so far) impossible to burst. This is an outrage.

8 comments:

Joelle said...

Argh! I used to work at a particularly hideous book store, and one time during the holidays I was working the calendar kiosk in the middle of the mall (associated with said hideous book store). Upon closing up for the night, I had to bring my bag o' monies into the main store. The closing manager that night did the awesomest thing ever: she made me close my eyes and walk into the store because she had put bubble wrap all over the place. We danced and danced for several minutes until the bubbles were popped. It was one of the most fun times at a job ever.

This is what those evil bubble wrap engineers are making us miss. The bastards.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I want to stab people in the genitals

Rockin' Ricky Rialto said...

That's why I always cover my genitals in bubble wrap. You never know when some anonymous person is going to run up and stab you in the junk.

Lindsey said...

Thanks for letting me know. I would have been too embarrassed to ask you about that unsightly bulge.

Lindsey said...

Maybe a codpiece would be more effective.

Anonymous said...

with a jack hammer

Lindsey said...

Effective AND inconspicuous. Excellent.

sandra said...

Oh NO!!!!!!!! I just got a package in the mail with this horrible, horrible atrocity of a sin! Non-popable bubble wrap needs to die!