Dear Insomnia,

I really think that we should stop seeing each other. Your persistence is admirable and I'm flattered, but really, we just have different goals. I'm sorry if I led you on by drinking that tea so late in the afternoon. I've certainly enjoyed the time we've spent together reading and watching the Late Late Show, but I just can't continue being a part of this destructive relationship. I hope you're not hurt. There are plenty of insomniacs in the sea.

Sincerely,

Lindsey