The Last Coke Zero

Will I write about something as banal as a trip to the Coke machine? Yes. In front of the Library we have one of those snazzy new Coke machines where one can see all of the cans and bottles inside. And this odd mechanical thingy comes up and grabs the can or bottle that you have chosen and sends it out the chute. I find it endlessly fascinating. This machine was, no doubt, created for people like me. So, this is how I know that I got the last Coke Zero. That's right, it's all mine.