'Tis the Holiday season, so here at [Unnamed College] it's party time. I've been invited to:
1. Staff party at the President's house.
2. Human Resources staff party.
3. Library Holiday lunch.
4. Holiday "gathering" at a co-worker's house.
I recently found out from a colleague that some Library departments are also having their own holiday parties! If you've met my departmental co-workers then you know that they are mostly a solitary and rather unfeastive bunch. I think it's time for an overthrow. I'm the new department head starting now. First item on my agenda: holiday party with margaritas. And a pinata. Feliz Navidad!