No, we're not opening a bar in the library. I wish. There is a bar in Downtown LA called The Library Bar. I kid you not. I'm organizing a group of youngish, or at least heavily drinking, library people to go check it out. But I think it might be too cool for us. Here is an excerpt from their website :
"Well-heeled professionals and fashion-focused creatives find pleasure perched on plush leather barstools as bartenders handcraft their specialty cocktails. Across the room, hipsters lounge on luxurious leather sofas by the fireplace, sipping Belgian Tripels while perusing the library bookshelves for newfound knowledge. "
Wow. Someone's trying too hard.