Today I received a donation of "books" from the housing office. Here's a sample from the first box:
1 (nasty, yellow) pillow
2 pairs of (dirty) socks
2 light bulbs, 1 broken
1 swing arm lamp
1 pencil sharpener containing 2 corroded batteries
1 Apple DOS programmer's kit containing 2 floppy disks that actually flop
Someone call hazmat please.